Things that are good about cats
- soft fur
- cute face
- fluffy tail
This cat fails on all levels
So, this is why I have not been murdered in my own bathroom… yet.
There are also two bath puffs and seven bottles of various bath time fluids in the shower.
PSA from back in the day when two drunk people fucking and being confused about what happened the night before didn’t automatically mean one of them was a rapist, but they might have HIV if they’re the kind of person to get drunk and go home with a stranger.